Listen, maybe you’re a masochist. Maybe you’re one of those people who likes waking up sore, going to bed sore, and living all the time in between wishing for a quick death with every breath. If you are, by all means, accept UFC legend Tito Ortiz’s offer to go to the beach with him.
See, Tito might like a good swim, but what he does on the beach, nay, what he did on the beach this morning, is positively not for the weak of sprit. Hell, it’s not for the weak of anything.
If you’re more the “sleep until 10am and lounge in your underclothes while dripping egg yolk on your stomach” type of person (I might be projecting again), here’s what it looked like this morning when Ortiz took a bunch of PCA visitors out to the beach with him.
Brad Willis is the PokerStars Head of Blogging