I don't know how you think the world is going to end in eight days. Previously unseen asteroid? Random out-of-control planet spinning through the universe against all laws of physics and slamming into Earth? Dario Minieri waving his magic wand in the wrong direction? Really, it could be anything.
For instance, though Science seems to think our sun has a lot of years left in it, the old burner may just go supernova on us for the fun of it on December 21. If my many summer sunburns are any indication, our star is a spiteful star.
Or...just maybe, it will go Supernova Elite like Team Online's Randy "nanonoko" Lew.
Whatever the case is, it's been really nice knowing all of you (except for one of you, who has always been a pretty big jerk). It's been a fun ride.
Between now and then, you might want to get your affairs in order. Make some amends. Tell the people you love how important they are. Finish off the last of that beer in the fridge.
Or, perhaps, you'll want to handle it like Randy Lew...you know, just in case there is a December 22.
Brad Willis is the PokerStars Head of Blogging.