If you're playing poker today, heed this advice from an old blogger.

No slow rolling.

No abusive chat.

Try not to draw to gutshot straight draws without the proper implied odds.

Not only is it in the spirit of the season, there's a list out there. In fact, there are a couple lists. There's one you want to be on and one you don't.

So, I'm not saying anything else for the time being. Just keep an eye on your PokerStars tables for a jolly old elf who looks a lot like this.