Okay, I'm sworn to secrecy on this one. It's like MI-6 and CIA kind of secrecy. If I were to fully explain, chances are you wouldn't see my byline here anymore. Chances are you wouldn't see me anymore.

That said, I've been given permission to say the following:

There is a very real possibility Santa Claus is coming to town on Christmas Eve. And by town, I, of course, mean PokerStars.

I've said too much already. The walls have ears. And reindeer.

That is all.